June 2012
6 posts
CASSIE: Do you know what hurts the most about a broken heart?
CHRIS:
CASSIE: Not being able to remember how you felt before.
Boy: Why do girls always worry about their weight and what they eat? It's annoying.
Same boy 2 minutes later: Ew fat chick.
May 2012
69 posts
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath (via tamedimpala)
Me: Do you want any help mum?
Mum: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
gayerthanjew:
I’d like to thank all my favorite celebrities’ mothers for everything
